Ave, Lord Caesar
Oh, Caesar… Hope you like sitting in your tent for years while I fill my house with junk and avoid picking sides…

This is exactly the mentality that makes this blog work.

- Art Slave

Caesar your to fluffy for you fluffyness


òh mighty fluffy caesar could you give me a hug :D <3

No. I don’t make a habit of hugging my staff.

Has Caesar ever considered heading down to BIG MT for another robo-dog?

Caesar has not. Caesar has legionaries who would do this for him should he wish for another robo-dog.



so are you going to be the main character of the next fallout?

I am not a character as much as a deity, a God amongst men, your lord, supreme ruler etc.

Let’s hope there will not be a “next fallout” since we are still dealing with a lot of fallout from the first incident.

will you give me your blessing so i might ask legate lanius hand in marriage

No, but I think you ought to try anyway.

Say what you wish. The Enclave shall make their return... we are gathering forces. Slowly... To crush the NCR for what they did at Navarro.

Congratulations, you and I have a common cause.

Have you ever met the Enclave?

Well, it appears I have now, “sargeant” Ace.

Ever been called a lunatic?

Not to my face.

So, My Lord... I was wondering about your name, why is it pronounced "Kai-Sar" and not See-Sar?

Because it is pronounced in the classic Latin way, with a hard C. Same applies to centurion being pronounced kenturion and not senturion.